ATTENTION

WARNING: A nittany lion has recently been spotted causing havoc throughout Seoul, South Korea.

Recent reports claim that sightings of the lion include:

loud disturbances at a love motel (as reported by the resident Ajuma),


trying to break into the pool at Olympic Park,


attending a prayer services at the Buddhist temple Jogyesa,


and invading Gyeongbokgung Palace.


He was last seen taking a bus to Gwangju, South Korea.


The people of Seoul are greatly in shock, and they fear no one is safe.