WARNING: A nittany lion has recently been spotted causing havoc throughout Seoul, South Korea.
Recent reports claim that sightings of the lion include:
loud disturbances at a love motel (as reported by the resident Ajuma),
trying to break into the pool at Olympic Park,
attending a prayer services at the Buddhist temple Jogyesa,
and invading Gyeongbokgung Palace.
He was last seen taking a bus to Gwangju, South Korea.
The people of Seoul are greatly in shock, and they fear no one is safe.